Updated as of:  7/21/19

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© 2018 by Sassy Sisters Enterprises

Hiwassee, VA



Southern Sass Sensations 

Everyone Needs A Little Sass Now and Then!

Just Keeping It Real!

All Southern Sass products, are made here in the Appalachian Mountains, in a log cabin on our farm. We use fresh, natural ingredients and pure essential oils.  There is no use of synthetic colors or premade bases.  Paraben free.  We make every batch from scratch.


Why Go To The Trouble To Make Our Own Lotions?  This is a question we are often asked.  As you know, your skin is the largest body organ.  You have to take care of it and be very careful what you put on it.  Most big-brand lotions contain harsh chemicals that can irritate the skin, alcohol that dries the skin, and sometimes petroleum products.  Our goat milk lotion is made from natural ingredients that don't leave the skin itchy, dry or irritated - and is better for you and the environment. 

Current varieties of LOTION:  We had a goal to perfect a recipe for goat's milk lotion that would have as few preservatives as possible - and those had to be all natural - and be shelf stable for at least a year.  After years of trial and error, we've found a great recipe that we are happy to use ourselves and happy to share with you.  The lotions listed are what we normally have on hand, but give us a call to see what has been inspired.

Thyme to Relax - No one really has time to relax anymore, so we’ve made it for you!  Everyone understands the relaxing, healing property of lavender but few understand how pure and natural this lotion truly is.  Plant lipids and oils naturally restore your skin’s lipid balance, so even extra dry undernourished skin is replenished with long-lasting, easily absorbed moisture.  Adding the vitamins and minerals from our goats’ milk to this organic extravaganza,  you are rejuvenated at both the cellular and spiritual level!  Free of parabens (and other nasties) but full of love, laughter and best wishes for your “me time”. 

Shepherd's Friend - A perfect companion to our Shepherd's Soap.  The essential oils of eucalyptus and spearmint revitalize you.  The plant lipids and oils naturally restore your skin's lipid balance, so even extra dry, under nourished skin is replenished.  The vitamins and minerals from our goats' milk give your skin a healthy boost. 

Pure Goodness - We have heard your requests and here you have it - for those who are ultra-sensitive, this lotion has been made just for you.  Containing  only the pure, healthy benefits of goat milk and moisturizing oils, there is no scent and nothing artificial.  Go ahead and enjoy the pure goodness!

The Mad Dutchman Lotion - Are you man enough?  Our Mad Dutchman lotion was inspired by Jonas Kanagy, great patriarch of the family and known as the champion Amish wrestler in the Big Valley of Pennsylvania.   With his wrestling name, The Mad Dutchman, Jonas held his title as best wrestler for many years.  If he were with us today, he would be man enough and would be using this organic, farm tough, lotion that can handle anything you can throw at it and face the challenges of the day.  We’ve added lanolin in this recipe for extra moisturizing qualities, so not only is it goat tough it is ram tough!  So the question remains, are you man enough, Grossa Mahn (Dutch for “Big Man”) to sport this lotion?

The Real Deal:  4oz = $8, 6oz = $10. This does not include shipping - once we have your address, we can determine shipping costs.  Just drop us a note.